Funny Baby Boy Quotes to Make You Giggle
Baby boys are adorable, loud and somehow sticky at all times. These funny baby boy quotes are for new parents, grandparents and anyone signing a card for someone who has not slept since the hospital.
Want something softer for the nursery wall? Our sweetest baby boy quotes lean sentimental. This list leans funny.
We kept every one of these family friendly, so you will not find diaper jokes here. Each quote is labeled: lines with a known author, popular sayings nobody can trace, and a few originals we wrote ourselves.
Quick Picks: Funny Baby Boy Quotes
Short enough for a card or a photo caption.
- “A boy is a noise with dirt on it.”
- “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” (often credited to Leo J. Burke)
- “Running on milk and mischief.”
- “He has one volume setting, and it is loud.”
- “Snack thief, sock loser, part-time cuddle bug.”
The first is a popular saying. The last three are original 3BoysAndADog sayings.
Funny Quotes About Life With a Baby Boy
The house is louder now. Nobody is complaining. Much.
Since ancient Greece
“Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.”
Plato, Laws
- “Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate.” (often credited to Anne Lamott)
- “A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”
- “Babies are always more trouble than you thought, and more wonderful.” (often credited to Charles Osgood)
- “Boys are found everywhere: on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around, or jumping to.” (often credited to Alan Beck, What Is a Boy?)
- “My son’s favorite hobby is finding the one outlet I forgot to cover.”
The second one is a popular saying. The last one is an original 3BoysAndADog saying.
Funny Quotes About Sleep (or the Lack of It)
For 2 a.m. feedings and the nap that lasted eleven minutes.
- “Bedtime is a suggestion. He has not agreed to it yet.”
- “Sleep when the baby sleeps. Clean when the baby cleans.”
- “Fully charged at 2 a.m. Running on empty at 2 p.m.”
- “Nap time is the only time this house is quiet.”
- “He fought the nap. The nap won. Eventually.”
New happy hour
“A sleeping baby is the new happy hour.”
Popular saying
The second one is a popular saying. The rest are original 3BoysAndADog sayings.
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Funny Baby Boy Captions for Photos and Onesies
Short, silly and easy to fit under a picture.
Caption idea
“Cute but stubborn.”
Popular saying
- “Milk drunk.”
- “Mama’s boy and proud of it.”
- “Ladies, I’m available. For naps.”
- “Daddy’s little wingman.”
- “Professional drooler. Amateur napper.”
- “He’s not ignoring you. He’s busy eating his own foot.”
The first four are popular sayings. The last two are original 3BoysAndADog sayings.
Funny Quotes About Little Boys Growing Up
They go from rolling over to climbing the bookcase in about a week.
- “Having a two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” (often credited to Jerry Seinfeld)
- “Babies are such a nice way to start people.” (often credited to Don Herold)
- “There’s only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” (Chinese proverb, as it is usually quoted)
- “Little boys are just superheroes in disguise.”
- “A small son can charm himself into, and out of, most things.”
- “Today he learned to climb. Tomorrow I learn to panic.”
The superheroes and small son lines are popular sayings. The last one is an original 3BoysAndADog saying.
Ways to Use Funny Baby Boy Quotes
A funny line goes a long way when everyone is running on no sleep.
- Baby shower card: Write one inside the card so the parents get a laugh before the gift.
- Monthly photos: Pick a new caption for each month’s milestone picture.
- Baby book: Jot a quote next to the photo from the day it came true.
- Text to Grandma: Send one with the 2 a.m. picture so she knows exactly how it is going.
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Funny Baby Book Picks
Anne Lamott’s honest, funny journal of her son’s first year. A good gift for a tired new mom.
Sandra Boynton’s silly bedtime board book, with animals who exercise right before bed.
A lift-the-flap board book that gets giggles from the littlest readers.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Things people ask about funny baby boy quotes.
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Nursery ideas, gift lists and ways to bond with your little guy.
