Things Moms of Teenage Boys Say…
If you are a Mom of Teenage boys, I imagine that you say these same things over and over and over… AND OVER! We love our dangerous, stinky, stuck inside their heads guys though don’t we? I just wonder if any of these things will ever stick…
1. What IS that smell??
2. How did you get so dirty?
3. Need me to kick her a$$? (because some girl hurt his feelings)
4. Did you really bathe? Promise?
5. Stop yelling!
6. Stop fighting!
7. OMG! Really? You are so crude!
8. Son, that is offensive!
9. Hey! I SAID, “I love you!” (because he didn’t say it back)
10. Seriously, I WILL kick her a$$! (you know…)
11. No balls in the house…
12. Stop snickering! What is so funny about “no balls in the house”?
13. You are so crude! (Farting, burping, laughing at mundane words because he thinks it was dirty, whatever)
14. Put on some clothes!
15. OMG! You stink!
16. I JUST bought two-hundred dollars worth of groceries YESTERDAY! What do you mean, ‘There is nothing to eat!?”
17. Please stop torturing your little brother!
18. Do you want to get hit!? (This is to the younger brother who insists on being annoying to the bigger brother)
19. Well, he is channeling his big brother! I warned you! (To the older brother who is complaining about the youngest brother being annoying)
20. Awe, so sweet! What do you want? (When they randomly pull you in for a hug out of nowhere)
21. We just finished dinner an hour ago!
22. Stop slamming doors!
23. Stop running in the house!
24. What’s wrong with being a girl? (Teen boys seem to always say, “You are such a GIRL!”
25. No! That is NOT a good idea!
26. Is it broken?
27. Let me get the first aid kit!
28. Son, peroxide doesn’t burn!
29. Ok, that’s it – I am going to hunt her down! (Ugh…)
31. Stop playing “Yo’ Mama” with your BROTHER! I am YO’ MAMA, too!
30. I am not kidding, you stink!
31. Put me DOWN!
32. Love you,too, Knucklehead!
What do you find yourself saying to your guys!? I swear, I just need to record myself saying these things and put it on replay. 😉
In my house my husband is the very proper one while the boys and I are laughing over crude noises and statements. I think the comment, “who farted?” is the one that happens the most in our house. Unfortunately they have both said “me!” at the same time on more than one occasion.
ROTFL! I must admit, they have made me much more crude than I have been! 🙂
My boys are 7 and 9. I swear I say 30 of these things about 99 times a day since they were 2. I can only hope it will get better the older they get, right?!? But you gotta love boys!
Well, honestly, my husband is 40 – he still does MANY of these things. LOL 😉
Except for the issues with girls (my boys are 6, 7 and 11), I say all those things to them… But in spanish and in the mexican way!
Ok, I have to ask what is “the Mexican way”? 🙂
Umm, I’m a girl and I remember my mum saying several of those to me. 2, 5, 9, 11, 16, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26. I’m an only child so several aren’t relevant for that reason. Parenting is universal, and all children are individuals. Humorous post though and made me smile as I have two boys, 8 and 18 months. I’m always saying ‘stop beating up your brother!’ To the younger one though
It is very true that the girls get a ton of this said as well 🙂 I have no daughters, but I have nieces and dance kids here regularly and I find myself saying many of these things to them as well. LOL!
I currently have 3 teen boys in my household, and I can SO relate.
Three! Whew 🙂
1, 5, 6, 9, 14 and 25… all of which I have said TODAY…oh and what is it with walking around with no shirt and then just randomly throwing me over your shoulder? LOL… Moms of Teenage Boys UNITE! 😀
LOL! 🙂
I have said all of these. We have a 23 year old and, now, are at it again with a 14 and 13 year old. In addition to asking if they showered, I sometimes ask, when is the last time you showered. Lol. I have to monitor their clothing because I have caught myself saying this is the third day you’ve worn that shirt, you can not wear it again, until you wash it. (we homeschool, so very casual attire) You do have more than one pair of pants. How can we be out of __________, I just bought that yesterday? Life is not fair, deal with it. Do not talk about body part humor in front of me and your sister, save it for your dad. (whom they learned it from, anyway). The only reason you have that phone is so I can get a hold of you, so you better answer it. Oh, I could go on but you have hit the nail on the head with yours.
They are truly disgusting loveable guys. And seriously, there is a smell!
The phone – YES!! I say, “If you are’t going to answer it, I am going to stop paying for it.
I think I say JUST as much of that to my THREENAGER as I do to my14 yr.old…
My 14yr.old is very clean and refined… Seriously… He’s OCD…
My 3yr.old is the dirty one and the one who likes to burp and fart… LOL
I’m always getting on to him for NOT washing his hands or wiping the pee off the seat/floor…
UGH!!!
Occasionally I have to get onto my 14yr.old for picking his face b/c he’s got a pimple…
But that’s about the MOST disgusting thing that e does…
My 3yr.old pick EVERYTHING… buggers, scabs, his butt… You name it… He’s a boy… It’s got to the point that ‘ve started to threaten him with PEAS… He HATES peas with a passion… So every time he picks his nose, bites his nails, etc… He has to eat peas…
It’s working like a CHARM!!!
:0)
ROTFL about the peas! Truthfully, I say a good portion of these to all 3 of my boys, too. Boys are just weird. LOL! 😉