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Things Moms of Teenage Boys Say…

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If you are a Mom of Teenage boys, I imagine that you say these same things over and over and over… AND OVER!  We love our dangerous, stinky, stuck inside their heads guys though don’t we?  I just wonder if any of these things will ever stick…

Boy Mom Sayings

1.  What IS that smell??

2.  How did you get so dirty?

3.  Need me to kick her a$$? (because some girl hurt his feelings)

4.  Did you really bathe? Promise?

5.  Stop yelling!

6.  Stop fighting!

7.  OMG!  Really? You are so crude!

8.  Son, that is offensive!

9.  Hey! I SAID, “I love you!” (because he didn’t say it back)

10.  Seriously, I WILL kick her a$$! (you know…)

11.  No balls in the house…

12.  Stop snickering! What is so funny about “no balls in the house”?

13.  You are so crude! (Farting, burping, laughing at mundane words because he thinks it was dirty, whatever)

14.  Put on some clothes!

15.  OMG! You stink!

16.  I JUST bought two-hundred dollars worth of groceries YESTERDAY! What do you mean, ‘There is nothing to eat!?”

17.  Please stop torturing your little brother!

18.  Do you want to get hit!? (This is to the younger brother who insists on being annoying to the bigger brother)

19.  Well, he is channeling his big brother! I warned you! (To the older brother who is complaining about the youngest brother being annoying)

20.  Awe, so sweet!  What do you want? (When they randomly pull you in for a hug out of nowhere)

21.  We just finished dinner an hour ago!

22.  Stop slamming doors!

23.  Stop running in the house!

24.  What’s wrong with being a girl? (Teen boys seem to always say, “You are such a GIRL!”

25.  No!  That is NOT a good idea!

26.  Is it broken?

27.  Let me get the first aid kit!

28.  Son, peroxide doesn’t burn!

29. Ok, that’s it – I am going to hunt her down! (Ugh…)

31.  Stop playing “Yo’ Mama” with your BROTHER!  I am YO’ MAMA, too!

30.  I am not kidding, you stink!

31.  Put me DOWN!

32.  Love you,too, Knucklehead!

What do you find yourself saying to your guys!?  I swear, I just need to record myself saying these things and put it on replay. 😉

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Tuesday 14th of April 2015

In my house my husband is the very proper one while the boys and I are laughing over crude noises and statements. I think the comment, "who farted?" is the one that happens the most in our house. Unfortunately they have both said "me!" at the same time on more than one occasion.

Kelli Miller

Wednesday 15th of April 2015

ROTFL! I must admit, they have made me much more crude than I have been! :-)

Nora Lewis

Wednesday 8th of April 2015

My boys are 7 and 9. I swear I say 30 of these things about 99 times a day since they were 2. I can only hope it will get better the older they get, right?!? But you gotta love boys!

Kelli Miller

Wednesday 15th of April 2015

Well, honestly, my husband is 40 - he still does MANY of these things. LOL ;-)


Monday 30th of March 2015

Except for the issues with girls (my boys are 6, 7 and 11), I say all those things to them... But in spanish and in the mexican way!

Kelli Miller

Monday 30th of March 2015

Ok, I have to ask what is "the Mexican way"? :-)


Monday 9th of March 2015

Umm, I'm a girl and I remember my mum saying several of those to me. 2, 5, 9, 11, 16, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26. I'm an only child so several aren't relevant for that reason. Parenting is universal, and all children are individuals. Humorous post though and made me smile as I have two boys, 8 and 18 months. I'm always saying 'stop beating up your brother!' To the younger one though

Kelli Miller

Thursday 12th of March 2015

It is very true that the girls get a ton of this said as well :-) I have no daughters, but I have nieces and dance kids here regularly and I find myself saying many of these things to them as well. LOL!

Shecki @ Greatly Blessed

Sunday 8th of March 2015

I currently have 3 teen boys in my household, and I can SO relate.

Kelli Miller

Monday 9th of March 2015

Three! Whew :-)