If you are a Mom of Teenage boys, I imagine that you say these same things over and over and over… AND OVER! We love our dangerous, stinky, stuck inside their heads guys though don’t we? I just wonder if any of these things will ever stick…
1. What IS that smell??
2. How did you get so dirty?
3. Need me to kick her a$$? (because some girl hurt his feelings)
4. Did you really bathe? Promise?
5. Stop yelling!
6. Stop fighting!
7. OMG! Really? You are so crude!
8. Son, that is offensive!
9. Hey! I SAID, “I love you!” (because he didn’t say it back)
10. Seriously, I WILL kick her a$$! (you know…)
11. No balls in the house…
12. Stop snickering! What is so funny about “no balls in the house”?
13. You are so crude! (Farting, burping, laughing at mundane words because he thinks it was dirty, whatever)
14. Put on some clothes!
15. OMG! You stink!
16. I JUST bought two-hundred dollars worth of groceries YESTERDAY! What do you mean, ‘There is nothing to eat!?”
17. Please stop torturing your little brother!
18. Do you want to get hit!? (This is to the younger brother who insists on being annoying to the bigger brother)
19. Well, he is channeling his big brother! I warned you! (To the older brother who is complaining about the youngest brother being annoying)
20. Awe, so sweet! What do you want? (When they randomly pull you in for a hug out of nowhere)
21. We just finished dinner an hour ago!
22. Stop slamming doors!
23. Stop running in the house!
24. What’s wrong with being a girl? (Teen boys seem to always say, “You are such a GIRL!”
25. No! That is NOT a good idea!
26. Is it broken?
27. Let me get the first aid kit!
28. Son, peroxide doesn’t burn!
29. Ok, that’s it – I am going to hunt her down! (Ugh…)
31. Stop playing “Yo’ Mama” with your BROTHER! I am YO’ MAMA, too!
30. I am not kidding, you stink!
31. Put me DOWN!
32. Love you,too, Knucklehead!
What do you find yourself saying to your guys!? I swear, I just need to record myself saying these things and put it on replay. 😉
Khirsten
Tuesday 14th of April 2015
In my house my husband is the very proper one while the boys and I are laughing over crude noises and statements. I think the comment, "who farted?" is the one that happens the most in our house. Unfortunately they have both said "me!" at the same time on more than one occasion.
Kelli Miller
Wednesday 15th of April 2015
ROTFL! I must admit, they have made me much more crude than I have been! :-)
Nora Lewis
Wednesday 8th of April 2015
My boys are 7 and 9. I swear I say 30 of these things about 99 times a day since they were 2. I can only hope it will get better the older they get, right?!? But you gotta love boys!
Kelli Miller
Wednesday 15th of April 2015
Well, honestly, my husband is 40 - he still does MANY of these things. LOL ;-)
MARIA
Monday 30th of March 2015
Except for the issues with girls (my boys are 6, 7 and 11), I say all those things to them... But in spanish and in the mexican way!
Kelli Miller
Monday 30th of March 2015
Ok, I have to ask what is "the Mexican way"? :-)
Zena
Monday 9th of March 2015
Umm, I'm a girl and I remember my mum saying several of those to me. 2, 5, 9, 11, 16, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26. I'm an only child so several aren't relevant for that reason. Parenting is universal, and all children are individuals. Humorous post though and made me smile as I have two boys, 8 and 18 months. I'm always saying 'stop beating up your brother!' To the younger one though
Kelli Miller
Thursday 12th of March 2015
It is very true that the girls get a ton of this said as well :-) I have no daughters, but I have nieces and dance kids here regularly and I find myself saying many of these things to them as well. LOL!
Shecki @ Greatly Blessed
Sunday 8th of March 2015
I currently have 3 teen boys in my household, and I can SO relate.
Kelli Miller
Monday 9th of March 2015
Three! Whew :-)